I only sing... WHEN I'M NAKIE

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 00:11:12 GMT

ok sorry about never commenting or anything but i promise (and i mean it) this time i will comment on ur journals and back to u

so ive been busy because we lost our soccer came and the coach was working us to death until we murdered the SUNS (team name) we had to mercy them because it was 14 to 2.... then i had a tournament for bowling we came in 2nd place! yes! and i had to supervise the new people for mathletes
on top of that my brother got food poisoning and when my mom gave him medicine we found out he was allergic to it but my mom cant take anymore time off work so i have been watching him but hes good now (actually he is over his friends house doing god knows what)

o i got a myspace so if u have it add me
http://www.myspace.com/ashurthatsme

how are all u?

Sun, 15 May 2005 05:33:18 GMT

so today was awesome... i slept til noon, ate, went to a soccer game, won, came home, ate, fell asleep to pink floyd (my all time heros), woke up, watched cartoons with my bro and maddie, ate, fell asleep to dave the barbarian (my mom said it was astounding that there were stupidier people on this planet then me :-( shes so mean)

Doing a friends cut thing coz once again, its kinda getting ridiculous so just comment if u want to stay
:-)

Fri, 13 May 2005 20:51:47 GMT

been busy lately, not only have i had either soccer games or practice everyday but it was also the day of the big play we've been working on for a couple months and since i have one of the lead roles i needed to be there for every rehorsal and got yelled at when i was late :-( the play went perfectly though so that was good and now that its done and over with i can work on grades/soccer. we've only lost 1 of the 9 games we played! YES!

maddie laughs at everything i do, its pretty sweet since my brother cried whenever i came in a 5 foot radius of him :-(

so my best friend is moving back from michigan two days after school get out so thats awesome. then her best friend from michigan is going to disney world so amanda and i are going to go up and meet her which will be AWESOME! coz i talk to her on the phone all the time and she cracks me up.

i commented back on everyones journal (sorry if i missed u!) but didnt comment back in my journal coz i havent had time but this time i will :-)

how have u all been?

thats my best friend amanda in the pink dress and me up at the top yes im the third charles angel :-P

this is courtney my newest friend :-) she makes me laugh

Mon, 02 May 2005 00:04:22 GMT

someone asked for a pic so here it is

thats maddie

sorry i dont have time for writing back comments i have soccer practice

o and i forgot to ask how is everyone?

Sun, 01 May 2005 20:17:21 GMT

sorry i havent been on a while but i commented back in my journal and urs and sorry if i missed ya!

my week off of school was good but it was great getting back and i finally caught up with all the homework and everyones lifes

after soccer practice i saw my ex girlfriend with a baby stroller and she motioned me over so i went over to her and she asked if we could talk. we dated from 6th to 9th grade and she had gotten pregnant so my first thought was 'fuck i have a kid' (sorry if that language offends u) she must of saw the look on my face coz she laughed and said it wasnt mine. when she told the dad of the kid he ran off which is a real shitty thing to do but her parents said theyd take care of her until she had the baby but then she was on her own so she had been living with her grandpa but he had gotten sick so she was living out of her car. so now shes living with me.

the kids real cute and my mom/bro dont mind her or the baby at all which is cool. she looks a lot older then 16 now and she had to quit school so ive been trying to do anything i can to help her out.

so ya thats my reason for not being on in a long time.

Fri, 08 Apr 2005 16:15:57 GMT

so i got suspended today.... for what? well at first i didnt know miss tench (the princible) was just wailing at me and i was too scared to talk (that lady has it out for me or something) so my mom came in and she told me to go home while she 'handled it' this is the part where i sucked in my masculinity (it was pretty much gone by then haha) and walked out and drove home.

so my mom got home and she started to yell at me, calling me a sick freak and how could i had done this to her and what could she have done to make me a better man.... i was REALLY confused so she stormed out and i called allisa to see what went down and she said that i had gone into the girls bathroom and started to take pics of girls.... ya know so i freaked out and started to yell at allisa (she knew i didnt do it sorry allisa!) and so i told my mom and she started to cry and hug me saying she was sorry for thinking that i could ever do that :-/ then we went back to school and told the miss tench the REAL story

real story- jenna felt like she was going to throw up so i walked her to the bathroom and then i heard her scream my name so i ran in and she told me to kill a spider :-/ (thanks jenna this is all ur fault! :-P)

but some of the girls said they were 'scarred' for life so im still suspended all next week which SUCKS but im not grounded :-D and miss tench still hates me jenna bought me ice cream though :-D

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 17:36:28 GMT

sorry i havent updated/commented in a long time its spring break and ive been pretty busy BUT im here now :-D but only for a couple mins! its been raining for the past two days and yesterday we got so sick of just staying inside so me and a whole group of us went outside and... DANCED! :-D then had a mudd fight so much fun

my best friend (that moved to michigan) came back for spring break :-D

she's the one on the left :-D

so how has ur days been?

Sat, 19 Mar 2005 16:19:29 GMT

so yesterday my friends and i decided it would be a GREAT idea to sleep out on the trampolen but kyle got attacked by a squirrel AKA it landed on his stomach and he freaked out so it freaked out and went up his shirt it was so funny to watch him do the dance we all dubbed the squirrel dance

we had practice at 6 in the morning (dont look at the time on this my computers time isnt right) and it went on for 5 very long tiring hours i had to do so many suicides and lunges and kick drops and laps.... ya it hurts i came home and my mom yelled at me for my messy room so i had to clean it AKA toss everything in my closet or under my bed :-D

now i gotta go to work :-/ when all i wanna do is go back to bed

so how has ur weekend been so far?

Wed, 16 Mar 2005 23:34:18 GMT

Ask me 4 questions. Any 4, no matter how personal, dirty, private, or absurd. I have to answer them honestly, because otherwise I'll be struck down by lighting or be attacked by a herd of purple buffalo (nasty buffalo) or soemthing. In turn, you have to post this message in your own journal, and you have to answer the questions that are asked of you. The penalty for noncompliance remains the same. Lightning of the Gods or purple buffalo.

Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:00:00 GMT

YES! i finally commented on everyones journal and if i didnt.... **slams head against desk** I TRIED U GOTTA GIVE ME CREDIT THAT I TRIED!

ANYWAYS today my friend johnny (he lost a bet) and came to school in drag it was SO funny when i saw him walking down the hall i busted out laughing and fell to the ground

OH who wants to join my club? i dont know the name of it yet but.... its an awesome club :-D sooo who wants to join! :-D

how has ur guys day been?

sorry if u didnt wanna be deleted just tell me to add u back if u want too! and sorry if i accidently deleted u too!!!

Sun, 13 Mar 2005 03:31:50 GMT

wow i learned some VERY interesing things about u all :-D im working on commenting in everyones journal but it may take me a while so dont get mad at me!

We had a movie marathon last night with over 30 people it was fun coz all the movies were horror and everyone was screaming and jumping. but now im grounded :-( dont drink and drive.... no i wasnt drunk/driving i just decided to say that! my mom somehow found out i skipped (i guess joe and i arent all that slick...) so yes grounded from the outside life for five more days :-S

thats my lil bro sorry ladies but hes taken :-P

oh ya im going threw my friends list so if u want to stay on just say so but if not.... dont? haha how is all ur weekends going?

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 22:35:55 GMT

rant:
moronic people that try to start fights over the internet really need to grow up, i mean are their lifes SO pathetic that they need to start fights over the INTERNET coz they are just completely bored with their lifes? grow up, i dont get mad when people say stupid crap to make to start a fight but others do and someone said something to my friend about a pic of hers and she took it really personally and it really ticked me off coz shes an awesome beautiful person and if i ever met that person in real life he/she better run
rant over.

1) What's your name (first name, last doesn't matter)?
2) How old are you?
3) What's your favorite color?
4) Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend or both?

5) Your favorite song right now?
6) Are you a smoker?
7) Do you like pickles?
8) What do you fear most?
9) Cats or Dogs? doggies!
10) If you have a picture, Can I see you please? (If you don't or just don't want to post one. Tell me something that will make me laugh! :-D )

u should all take that :-D

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 01:13:11 GMT

before i post this picture i just want u all to know im was just kidding around im not trying to be all manly macho like coz im the type of guy to laugh at those kind of guys! and im basically just making fun of them :-D

look at those guns :-P dont ask why my wrists came out so skinny it kind of freaks me out haha

Thu, 10 Mar 2005 20:21:44 GMT

YEHA I GOT MY COMPUTER BACK! :-D and it works better then ever! so quick so happy yes! :-D
so craig is now WAY ahead of me with his signs :-( and he keeps on rubbing it in my face and kristy pointed out how my eye twitches when im mad **holds hands over eyes**
i got asked out.... by a girl i dont know.... i felt so bad too for turning her down coz she looked really crushed i felt like a complete asshole so i bought her ice cream and told her id take her too a movie for a date but not go out.... still feeling like an asshole though :-(
joe and me thought itd be a good idea to skip school yesterday.... bad idea! everywhere we went we saw some neighbor or family member and we were ducking and once we ran into the girls bathroom on accident :-X but now that i think about it it was pretty funny

so how have all of u been? im working on commenting in all ur journals!! :-D and im still waiting on those signs some promised me!

Mon, 07 Mar 2005 22:56:36 GMT

im sorry for not posting back on ur journals but stupid livejournal keeps saying 'read-only mode' and my computer is so screwed up right now! but good news: my friend is gonna fix it for me bad news: i wont have it back for 2 days
so in 2 days i will post for all u guys! I PROMISE!
thanks for helping me with signs! please keep it up, the battle ends friday and craig is in the lead with 5 more signs them me :-(
u guys are beyond awesome for helping me out though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 06 Mar 2005 05:09:41 GMT

i once again ask for all of ur help! alright so me and my friend craig are having this battle of the signs.... whoever gets the most signs from people wins!
so could u please make me signs? so i can win! :-D please?
my name is ashur incase ya didnt know.... and ill love u forever and ever if u help me out!

Sun, 27 Feb 2005 17:51:49 GMT

ive got 3 projects due on monday :-x and i gotta clean out the garage!

lia says i never smile in any of my pictures

well lia

BAM

proved u wrong didnt i? :-D

Wed, 23 Feb 2005 20:11:34 GMT

wow thanks for the help guys!! id love to indifidually thank u but my computer is being not so nice (as in its shutting down every 2 secs) soooo THANKS! im going to get my lip pierced :-D but not for another month

o and i remember something about a tongue peircing, i have one of those already :-D

my friend tammi dared me to put a pic up here with me in my briefs.... i prefer boxers but what the hey, ill still do it :-D

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 20:58:14 GMT

be gentle :-S

OKAY so my mom say i could get a) an eye brow peirced or b) my lip peirced but trouble is I DONT KNOW WHICH ONE! so i need help!

ignore the face im making i just wanted to know which would look better

so how was all of ur vactions?!

Sun, 20 Feb 2005 17:40:05 GMT

my mom and her bf are getting married! when they told me i pretended to choke on my chicken and die and my mom said "well thats one less kid to worry about" and her bf (now fiance or however u spell it) doesnt get me and my moms dark sense of humor
so me and joe decided it was time to.... crank it up
so we ran down the streets
stripping
:-D
but we had on like 18 layers of clothes! so it took a while haha joe was trying to get off some pants and he fell right on his face then his mom yelled at us when we were walking down the streets gathering clothes back up with just boxers and socks on she asked us when wed get over this taking off our clothes thing
we answered her in one word
never :-D
i went over karas house and made her more pasta coz she ordered me too (ya im still her slave :-() and we played video games

Sat, 19 Feb 2005 19:39:00 GMT

okay so i hung out with my ma and my lil bro yesterday and my ma was trying to embrassess me (too bad its almost impossible to embrassess me!) so I went on my knees (in the middle of store, we were getting candy for the movies!) grabbed onto her waist and started yelling "PLEASE MOM IM SORRY PLEASE DONT LOCK ME IN THE CELLAR AGAIN! I PROMISE ILL BE GOOD! PLEASE DONT USE THE WHIP!" and she looked down at me all serious and by now we had the attention of the whole store and she pushed me off of her so i fell on my butt and said in a creepy calm voice "too late boy, ur going back where i found u" then my lil bro ruined it by running over to us with a toy and threw it at! **gasps** so i was chasing him all over the store and i finally caught him and carried him upside down for about 15 mins until my mom told me to knock it off coz his head was turning purple
i get to meet my moms bf and his 5 daughters (o ya thats right 5 fricken daughters!) today my mom is pretty nervous so i promised id be on my best behavior....
psh ME on good behavior? thats a hoot :-D

so hows ur day so far?

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 21:16:43 GMT

well my mom has decided that she has been neglecting me and paying attention to her bf more then me.... silly mother... trix are for kids (sorry couldnt resist!) but ANYWHO i get to spend the whole day with my rad mom :-D (yes i just woke up two hours ago as in one o'clock /the time on this thing is WAY off/ coz i worked late shift at big boys to get today off) but now shes in the shower and that may take HOURS! guess i should change out of my pjs :-( well okay more like boxers (superman boxers! yes u heard me correctly!) but first i think i shall freak out the neighbors (for about the millionth time **evil laughter**) by running outside in my boxers screaming that.... THE BRITISH ARE COMING AHHHHH!

hows ur day been?

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 03:30:21 GMT

i was trying to teach kara who to skateboard coz she has been begging me for the past 5 years or so.... so i finally started to teach her well she was doing pretty well until BAM she goes off the curb and into a car (a PARKED car) so i ran over there and she was gripping her arm so i picked her up (okay for all of u who watch movies and see guys pick up girls ITS NOT THAT EASY i mean kara isnt heavy but she isnt weightless) so i drove her to the emergency room
had to wait 3 and half hours to figure out she had broken her arm.... man i felt like a complete ass for that coz its kinda my fault :-( so now i am at karas beck and call 24/7 good thing shes not one to hold a grudge AND she likes horror flicks instead of chick flicks :-D so instead of a sobbing britany i had a death-grip-on-my-arm-kara :-D plus she was so drugged up on pain meds but i made her pasta :-D (that and soup is the only thing i know how to make! haha)

so that was my day
how was all of urs?

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 02:13:19 GMT

so me and about 10 other friends were hanging out at bayside and britany started to feel like she was gonna puke so i offered to take her home so we were walking to the parking lot and BAM theres kelly with her new guy and 'course since i am permantly jinxed or something they parked right next to my car and when kelly sees me she grabs the pricks arm and walks up to us all smiles and britany is leaning on me and i have my arm around us and she says "her over me?" and i really wanted to kill something right then so i looked at the guy but before i can say anything britany says "good luck mate, hope ur as heartless as this bitch coz otherwise shell break urs" and right then and there i could of married britany!

o ya FYI kelly is my ex girlfriend who broke up with me coz i wasnt 'serious' AKA i wasnt a prick, i dont have tons of money AND im too 'uncool' for her

so i bough britany some soup, made it for her and served it to her in bed while she forced me to watch chickflicks for endless hours (a cinderella story, a walk to remember, other sappy movies)

so that was my day HOW WAS URS?

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 00:56:29 GMT

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ok so my bestest friend in the whole wide world moved away a year ago to michigan :-( and so i hated all her michigian friends UNTIL today when i talked to her friend courtney who is just awesome :-D shes so funny my sides hurt from laughing she holds convos with herself and they are just funny :-D

'kay i was at work (big boys) and BAM out of nowhere come this group of girls there most of been over a dozen and i find out that not only do i have to wait this table BUT they are all cheerleaders too!
SO what do i do? my job duhh :-P while the two other waitress chalked it up in the kitchen (i WILL get u back kailee and carla!) and my butt hurts (yes those INNOCENT cheerleaders grabbed/pinched my butt owww) and their coach just laughed at it......
:-(